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unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

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TRYING TO BE HELPFUL AT MY SUMMER JOB

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

REALIZING SOMEONE IS MUCH MORE TOLERABLE TO BE AROUND ONCE THEY’RE DRUNK

WINNING A DRINKING GAME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

WHEN SOMEONE HAS AWESOME SUMMER PLANS AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE

jsantagato:


castielgratia:



Lmaooooo
hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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champagne-paradise:

I VOLUNTEER. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE